Category: Writing

  • Plug

    I’ve something in a real-life book from Metazen’s sister publisher Housefire. It’s a themed anthology called Nouns of Assemblage which collects sixty-three tiny stories written around collective nouns. I went with ‘army of caterpillars’. Who knows what my mother will make of mine but it’s definitely a story about a man eating the Eiffel Tower.…

  • Story

    Metazen published a weeny story I wrote. It’s called The Omelette, and it isn’t about mashed eggs.